MinnesotaMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Runes Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Items Found:	7225	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	2398
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.

Dreamscape Escape: Neurodivergent Adventures

adhd, Adventures, Autism Spectrum Disorder, cognitive processes, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, dreamscape, Emotional Dysregulation, emotional regulation, Escape, escapism, Factors, internalized stigma, maladaptive behaviors, maladaptive daydreaming, mental health, mental health symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergent, neurodivergent individuals, Predictors, psychological well-being, self esteem, self-perception

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Towns Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Yo, bros and gals! If u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure imagination, then dis server is da place for u! We got all da crazy stuff u could ever dream of, like flying pigs, talking trees, and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter!

Our server is da bomb cuz we understand ur need to escape from da harsh realities of life. We got emotional dysregulation on lock, so u can let out all ur feels without judgment. Plus, we got self-esteem boosters that will make u feel like a Minecraft superstar!

Join us and let ur inner neurodivergent self shine! ADHD, autism, or both, we welcome all kinds of peeps with open arms. So come on over and let’s get our daydream on together! Trust us, u won’t regret it!

Anime Future Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2025, 2025 anime, 2025 anime list, 2025 anime tags, 2025 list, 2025 tags, Anime, Anime List, anime of 2025, anime tags, first, first 4 anime, first 4 anime 2025, first 4 anime tags, first anime, Future, list, long tail, long tail tags, Quest, tags

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Let me tell you, this server is like finding four rare anime episodes from the future in 2025! It’s like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Join this server if you wanna experience mind-bending adventures, build pixelated castles taller than Mount Everest, and battle creepers with laser swords! It’s like living in a virtual reality anime world, except you’re the main character and you can respawn if you die.

Forget about boring servers with basic gameplay, join this one for a wild ride that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually a Minecraft character in a parallel universe. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Big Booty Latinas Minecraft SMP

big, Big booty Latinas, BOOTY, cuckold, exotic beauty, hotwife, interracial, Interracial Relationships, Latin America, Latin culture, Latin lovers, Latin passion, Latin seductress, Latin women, Latina booty, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Peruvian beauty, Peruvian wife, sexy wife, smp, WHITE COCK

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including crazy love stories like this one! Meet our player, who claims their Peruvian wife is head over heels for white cock…in Minecraft, of course! Join us for a chance to witness this unconventional romance unfold in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious tales you’ll encounter on our server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

LateNightCrafts

insomnia, late night, late night chat, late night contemplation, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, late night feelings, late night musings, late night ponderings, late night reflections, late night solitude, late night thoughts, late night vibes, LateNightCrafts, night owl, Night shift, night time, night vibes, Sleepless, tired, Up late

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

TalibanVsPakistan Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, drone attacks, extremism, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, security threats, Server, South Asia, Taliban, TalibanVsPakistan, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Emeralds Found:	1647
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Pakistan airstrikes happening in Afghanistan and stuff. It’s like, so crazy, man. And the Taliban is all like, “We gonna get revenge, yo!” But like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect you from all that drama. Plus, we got a secret base where we hide from the airstrikes and plan our next move. So come join us and let’s show those Taliban who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCrash67

air travel, Aircraft accident, Aktau City, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, black box, CASUALTIES, civil aviation, CraftyCrash67, emergency response, flames, Flight disaster, international news, investigation, Kazakhstan, passenger plane, plane crash, rescue operation, Safety Measures, Tragedy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE CRASH PLANES INTO MINECRAFT CITIES AND WATCH THEM BURST INTO FLAMES! 67 PEOPLES ON BOARD, BUT WE DON’T CARE, WE JUST WANNA SEE THE CHAOS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME WILD AND CRAZY MINECRAFT ADVENTURES, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! MAYBE NEXT TIME WE’LL DROP A WHOLE TRAIN ON A VILLAGE, WHO KNOWS?! LOLZ!

EnergyGrief Minecraft server

1200, 1900, 2300, banner, Cases, Donations, ds, ENERGYGRIEF, free case, Grief, Minecraft, Server, Spawn

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Minecraft server Grif has donations, cases, bad spawn, but it doesn’t matter the server works from 12:00 to 19-20:00 or until late at 23:00 there is a DS and a banner, everyone is the first to come 10 people 1 free case: 3

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Mystic Realms 1.20

confess, confess to me, confess your betrayal, confess your crimes, confess your fears, confess your guilt, confess your lies, confess your love, confess your mistakes, confess your secrets, confess your sins, confess your truth, Confessing, confession, forgiveness, Hell, judgment, mystic, punishment, Realms, Redemption, repentance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8408	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, ASAP!

Reasons why? Well, first of all, we got the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will make you feel like a pirate on crack. X marks the spot, baby!

Oh, and did I mention the insane custom mobs? You’ll be facing off against creatures that will make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the block gods. You will confess, or I will see you in hell. Just kidding… or am I? 😉

Thirdie Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#revelation, Coincidence, Connection, destiny, fate, Identity, intuition, knowledge, mastermind, mind blown, mind reading, Minecraft, Mysterious, psychic, psychic abilities, recognition, smp, Surprise, telepathy, thirdie, Uncanny, Woah

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where being a thirdie is not just a title, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our community is full of thirdies who will have your back and help you conquer the most outrageous quests.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond chicken roaming the lands, laying diamond eggs for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to claim this rare treasure and become the ultimate thirdie champion?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Skillz4Grillz – Minecraft SMP

bizarre abilities, hidden talents, mastered skills, Minecraft, odd talents, pointless skills, proud skills, quirky talents, random skills, Secret abilities, secret talents, Skillz4Grillz, smp, strange talents, unique skills, unusual talents, useless abilities, useless hobbies, useless knowledge, useless skill, useless talents, weird skills

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	66

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have a secret society of players who have mastered the totally useless skill of juggling chickens while riding pigs. It’s like, the most prestigious club on the server and only the elite players can join.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards. It’s like, a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a chicken nugget.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant chicken boss that spawns every full moon and drops rare loot like enchanted feather boas and diamond-encrusted eggs. It’s like, the most epic battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

So come join us on this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to juggle chickens on pigs, of course). See you there, fellow gamers!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12