Minewind | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	753499
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	221
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Emeralds Found:	6321

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3077
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, free trade, global market, import/export, international trade, Négotiation, protectionism, RETALIATION, strikes, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, US, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Ores Mined:	4960	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	8

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.

Players:	107/500	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5