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TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5725	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dimension Hops:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Votes:	2017
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9703
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7239	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	744916
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	4567
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

Players:	95/800	Votes:	7485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8155
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4