MineTrumpBorderTroop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1240
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	297	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	888967	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4518	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Star Shards Collected:	200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2387
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	875828	Votes:	6761
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	5032
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2302
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2957
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	8996	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Dragon Eggs Found:	2770	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1