Minetales | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	3101
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5777
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9204
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	535
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Votes:	9681
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	1156	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mines Excavated:	4800
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10