so, like, this server is like if facebook was a minecraft server, but like, way more fun and way less creepy, ya know? like, we don’t scrape your photos or posts or anything, we just want you to come play with us and have a good time!

join our server because we have the best AI in all of minecraft, trained on all the public photos and posts of australian adults. it’s like having a virtual stalker, but in a totally cool and non-creepy way, i swear!

and get this, there’s no opt-out option because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! our AI will be your new best friend, always there to help you mine for diamonds or build a sick castle.

so come join us on this totally not-creepy-at-all minecraft server, where the AI is always watching and the fun never stops!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Magic Items Found: 2665 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Buildings Constructed: 6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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