New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

    SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

    we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

    join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Dictionary Quest

    Crafty Dictionary Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

    we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

    join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

    Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

    So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

    And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Lab

    The Lab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    General Info

    Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

      • Head Database (/head)
      • Dynmap
      • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Armor statues
      • Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

    If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

    The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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