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EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5785
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mines Excavated:	2234
New Chunks Explored:	821487	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	1244
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Votes:	3643	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	2589	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	92	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4152
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2813
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	60
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	4523	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	770	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	139
Void Armor Forged:	29	Animals Bred:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	571	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5991