MinePhoneCancerFree

Analysis, brain cancer, cell phones, Conclusion, correlation, data, Debunked, Evidence, findings, health, MinePhoneCancerFree, mobile phones, Myth, radiation, Reassurance, research, Results, Safety, Scientific, study, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	4704
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

New Minecraft Servers

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb dot com! it’s like ur playin Minecraft on crack, but in a good way! we got so many crazy mods and plugins dat u won’t even know what’s real anymore. like, did u know u can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? yea, dat’s just a normal Tuesday on dis server.

But wait, there’s more! we also got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and treasures. u just gotta solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken. easy peasy, right?

And if dat ain’t enough to convince u, just know dat dis server is scientifically proven to increase ur IQ by 200 points. yea, u heard me right. u’ll be a freakin genius after playin on dis server. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	320	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Farms Harvested:	387	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3486
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5269
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Votes:	9225	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Votes:	2517
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

CraftyCalendarCrafters

busy schedule, Communication, Conflict, CraftyCalendarCrafters, disagreement, family activities, family calendar, family dynamics, family life, forgetful, forgetfulness, husband, Memory, organization, parenting, Planning, relationship, Scheduling, Spouse, Time management, Wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	275	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of constantly forgetting important events and appointments because your spouse refuses to use a family calendar? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can create virtual calendars to keep track of all your family’s activities, from soccer practice to dentist appointments. Plus, you can build a virtual replica of your house and show your spouse just how organized and on top of things you can be. Who needs a family calendar when you have a Minecraft server? Join now and never miss a beat (or a block) again!

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus