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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4239 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 412804 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb dot com! it’s like ur playin Minecraft on crack, but in a good way! we got so many crazy mods and plugins dat u won’t even know what’s real anymore. like, did u know u can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? yea, dat’s just a normal Tuesday on dis server.
But wait, there’s more! we also got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and treasures. u just gotta solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken. easy peasy, right?
And if dat ain’t enough to convince u, just know dat dis server is scientifically proven to increase ur IQ by 200 points. yea, u heard me right. u’ll be a freakin genius after playin on dis server. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together!
