| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2791 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 814 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2595 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8430 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1264 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5767 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6057 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 101 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9604 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 258146 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 585 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2119 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 458 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7312 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 7705 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7293 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8468 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3909 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8932 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Votes: | 341 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6731 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9904 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9489 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2216 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Magic Items Found: | 2266 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9445 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8908 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 220 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
