| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8623 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7149 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9318 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7077 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7999 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 344 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6164 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 111 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.
so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1205 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4626 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!
Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!
Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7407 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7698 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5289 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 708058 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 8926 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 689 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5834 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2491 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2905 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 78 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3713 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2430 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!
