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MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7855	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1168	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4844	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ores Mined:	5137	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3161	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	8592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7