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NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4431	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4494

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	2107	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	198	Love Letters Sent:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Events, Exploration, gameplay, member, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vote, world reset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	254536
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Overview of The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Server Information:	We’re a small welcoming community and would love to have you.
Membership:	Must be age 18 or over to become a member.
Decision Making:	Everything on the server is decided by discussion and vote by members.
Addons:	Currently using fun addons like Better on Bedrock, but discussing a reset with new addons.
Join Us:	Join today and discuss your favorite addons and suggestions for the server!

FAQs about The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
What is the age requirement for membership?	You must be 18 or over to become a member.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote among members.
What addons are currently used on the server?	We are currently using Better on Bedrock, with discussions for new addons.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Absolutely! Join the server and discuss your suggestions with the community.

Join our Discord server to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

Players:	94/700	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Emeralds Found:	8619	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6