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PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6891
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Votes:	1077
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	189
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1205	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5281
Animals Bred:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	218
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	98	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8012
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Farms Harvested:	213	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	918
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Animals Bred:	178
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3346
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

Players:	99/400	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2