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Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	212
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	265
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	142
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ores Mined:	4848
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Love Letters Sent:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	134
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1394	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	7547
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Items Found:	6395
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ores Mined:	9636	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	775	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	83
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4935

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	246	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7063	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	378
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7