Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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