MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	7630

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7114
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8966
Emeralds Found:	5658	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3574	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6893
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Farms Harvested:	218
New Chunks Explored:	580414	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8052
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4732	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Players:	109/600	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8