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NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6488	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Animals Bred:	109	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	8393

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	62	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Magic Items Found:	1179	Buildings Constructed:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	902	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46