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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6196 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 6095 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!