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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7612 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!