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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7591 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!