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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 364 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8132 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!