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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4555 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!