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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9950 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!