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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6784 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!