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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2208 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!