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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9639 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!