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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!