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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 639 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!