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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5937 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!