MineCraftySeduction

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest virtual adventures that will make your real life seem boring! Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the excitement.

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a secret underground rave where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are twerking. Or building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon wants to move in and pay rent.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the most common activity that typically leads to sex on our server is battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a kiss from a virtual villager. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	4183
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8047	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Votes:	5084
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3159	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6507	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Emeralds Found:	5854	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	5945
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	868
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!