ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Star Shards Collected:	100	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	274	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	112	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dream Breaker Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ores Mined:	6301	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8570
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3981
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	New Chunks Explored:	333465

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCraftyMe Server

Updated September 23, 2024

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

MILcraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

Updated September 23, 2024

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

Updated September 23, 2024

Dream Breaker Server

Updated September 23, 2024

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

StupidCraft Server Overview

Jump in and start your Adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 23, 2024

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Updated September 23, 2024

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

PixelPizzaCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

GazaCraftEUReject

Updated September 23, 2024

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4