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So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Towns Built: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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