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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Void Armor Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	431
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	2492
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Runes Activated:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8378	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Dragon Eggs Found:	6621	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	15

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9244
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2194

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Emeralds Found:	2668	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7