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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	105693	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	428	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	6157	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	443	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	538729	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	5283	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	3949
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	7569	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Magic Items Found:	7307
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3921
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5513

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7