MineCraftSmilez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

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Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6102	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4869
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4