MineCraftSmilez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	8957	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5301
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Towns Built:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	9684
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2413
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	1070
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

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Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2727	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	736908
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	4749

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0