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CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Votes:	7352	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7012	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4544	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6596	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Farms Harvested:	457	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2720	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4