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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2546 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5432 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.
we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.
