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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Enchantments Applied: 118
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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