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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Potions Brewed: 174 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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