MineCraftMania

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	787565	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	259
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	765119	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6505	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	730	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2691
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	130	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	91	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0