MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	3533
Buildings Constructed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2868
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving creepers. But be warned, the sword can only be wielded by the chosen one who can defeat the evil Baconator boss in a bacon-eating contest.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about our exclusive feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen? From dancing llamas to grumpy cats, you never know what hilarious meme will appear next!

And don’t forget about our weekly events like the Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at GGNbros…We’re coming home…because the craziness never stops here!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	692
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	1096	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	3911	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3706	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	8459
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Potions Brewed:	145

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.