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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9655 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.
2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.
3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!