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StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4387	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Farms Harvested:	673	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	154552
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2643	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8