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Transportation, road trip, travel, cost, Auto

New Minecraft Servers

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? well, u found ur new home, my friend! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have so many diamonds, even herobrine is jealous.

join us and u can ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest, where the trees are made of candy and the waterfalls flow with chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows and live next door to a talking sheep who tells the best jokes.

our community is so friendly, even the zombies say please and thank you. we have epic events like pig racing and chicken jousting. and every full moon, we have a massive party where we all turn into werewolves and howl at the moon.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the best minecraft server in the universe! who needs to pay for gas when u can ride a diamond-encrusted minecart to victory!

BadHabitMC SMP

indulging in vices, temptation, IMMORAL, Sinful, self-destructive behavior

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

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SchooIyardShenanigans

NSFW encounter, school scandal, school experience, school gossip, school story

Are you tired of boring old school stories and ready for some wild and wacky adventures? Then come join our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen every day!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. It’s like a Broadway show meets a treasure hunt!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. The creepers are breakdancing, the skeletons are doing the robot, and even the ender dragon is getting down with its bad self.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who tells the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his puns and pranks.

So if you’re ready for a school experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for some NSFW (Not Safe For World) fun!

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DesertCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Statement, Religion, DesertCraft, Radicalism

so, like, if you wanna join dis minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the craziest place to be, man. like, there’s this one time where the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia came on and was all like, “yo, Hamas is a disgrace, man.” and we were all like, whoa, that’s some drama right there. but like, don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama life, we just here to build epic stuff and have a good time. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together, man. peace out, y’all!

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UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks

european union, PRESSURE, negotiations, united states, trump

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he gave europe three weeks to sign off on ukraine ‘surrender’ HAHAHAHAHA. we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to build the best base in the land. trump himself will come and personally congratulate you if you win a battle, no joke. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named ukraine to help you in your adventures. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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Grit Boosters: Teenage Boys Edition

motivation, INCREASE, academic performance, self-belief, educational intervention

yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, fam! like, if you join dis server, you gonna level up yo grit like never before, especially if you a teenage boy. we got dis crazy intervention dat gonna make you believe in yo abilities so hard, you gonna be unstoppable in dis Minecraft world.

imagine, you mining dem diamonds like a boss, building dem epic structures like a pro, all cuz you got dat grit boost from our server. ain’t no one gonna mess with you when you got dat confidence, son.

so come join us and level up yo grit to infinity and beyond! ain’t no stopping you now, you gonna be da king of Minecraft in no time. let’s get it, fam!

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MineCraftGasSubs

BadHabitMC SMP

SchooIyardShenanigans

DesertCraft Minecraft Server

UkraineSurrenderIn3Weeks

Grit Boosters: Teenage Boys Edition