u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? well, u found ur new home, my friend! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have so many diamonds, even herobrine is jealous.

join us and u can ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest, where the trees are made of candy and the waterfalls flow with chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows and live next door to a talking sheep who tells the best jokes.

our community is so friendly, even the zombies say please and thank you. we have epic events like pig racing and chicken jousting. and every full moon, we have a massive party where we all turn into werewolves and howl at the moon.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the best minecraft server in the universe! who needs to pay for gas when u can ride a diamond-encrusted minecart to victory!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 42
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 334

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

    AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

    Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

    Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 902 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

    DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

    PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

    Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 277 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Magic Items Found: 1757
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4843 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Farms Harvested: 864 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Farms Harvested: 250
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Animals Bred: 136 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 209 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4869
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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