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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5345 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3371 |
Potions Brewed: | 143 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigmen, or engage in a heated debate with a talking squid about the merits of pineapple on pizza.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurdly entertaining Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a mischievous Enderman). Life will never be the same after you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our one-of-a-kind server.