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GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2771
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	119

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	310	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Buildings Constructed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Emeralds Found:	4171	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	3725	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	4994
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	357
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	98/900	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2