| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7901 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7581 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8594 | Enchantments Applied: | 198 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6092 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3832 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 253 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 645 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8158 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4609 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 37 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4071 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 75 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9716 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6772 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7327 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2441 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 9351 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2143 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2846 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9485 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1437 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5523 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 386 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
